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Joke of the Week

     This page is dedicated to when I run across a funny joke!

the Joke

Guy goes up to a Women at the bar and says

Guy: "Would you have sex with Bill Gates for one billion dollars?"
Women: "Of Course!"
Guy: "Would you have sex with me for $20"
Women: "What kind of women do you think I am!"
Guy: "We've already established what you are, now we're just dickering over the price."

The Joke

Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday.

The Joke

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas ?
Cancer.

the Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

the Joke

Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back? 
A. To keep its nuts dry 

Take that you stupid squirrel with your dry nuts! 




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