Joke of the Week
This page is dedicated to when I run across a funny joke!
the Joke
Guy goes up to a Women at the bar and says
Guy: "Would you have sex with Bill Gates for one billion dollars?"
Women: "Of Course!"
Guy: "Would you have sex with me for $20"
Women: "What kind of women do you think I am!"
Guy: "We've already established what you are, now we're just dickering over the price."
The Joke
Q: If mothers have Mother's
Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
The Joke
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas
?
Cancer.
the Joke
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
the Joke
Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A. To keep its nuts dry
Take that you stupid squirrel with your dry nuts!